Skeleton Attack!

HI JOHNNY G HERE WITH ANOTHER EXCITING BLOODMOON GOBLINS UPDATE!!!

ARE YOU TIRED OF USING PIERCING WEAPONS ON SKELETONS AND DEALING ONE POINT OF DAMAGE?!?  WELL WAIT NO MORE FOR THE NEW “WOODEN BOARD”, A BLUDGEONING TYPE WEAPON DESIGNED FOR MAXIMUM EFFECTIVENESS AGAINST ENEMIES THAT NEITHER BLEED NOR FEEL PAIN!!!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE!!!

PLAY THE “LEGENDS OF THE GOBLIN TEMPLE” VARIANT OF THE BLOODMOON GOBLINS CAMPAIGN, LOAD YOUR PARTY WITH CLERICS, AND WATCH IN AMAZEMENT AS THEY SEND LESSER UNDEAD SCURRYING IN AWAY IN CONFUSION OR EVEN COMMAND THEM TO FIGHT ONE ANOTHER!!!

THEN USE THE COMMON GOBLINRY’S FEAR OF YOUR MAGICAL POWERS TO USURP THE THRONE!!!

THIS EXCITING ITERATION OF THE VAGUELY-EVIL-YET-PERHAPS-MORE-SYMPATHETIC-MERELY-BECAUSE-THEY-HAVE-A-FUNCTIONAL-BIOLOGY VERSUS THE AUTOMATED-AND-OR-UNDEAD-OR-OTHERWISE-BRAINLESS-MINIONS-OF-DESTRUCTION FANTASY TROPE IS BROUGHT TO YOU ONLY BY THE FINEST GOBLIN HORDE WEST OF MORDOR, EAST OF THE SAVAGE COAST, SOUTH OF SKYRIM AND NORTH OF MIAMI!!!!!!

THE BLOODMOON GOBLINS!!!!!!

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One Response to Skeleton Attack!

  1. Céline .S. Sauvé says:

    Ooh. PC Classes Goblins! :D
    (Also, oooohhh, wooden board…)

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